T minus 4 pints of beer

Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one!

- St. Patrick's Day Toast -

I have to agree, who doesn't want at least one of the above? Well, let's be honest, the easiest to achieve is the last wish, but if you're anywhere close to the west of Ireland I assure you the beer tastes different, meaning good different. And you wont stop at two...